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“Maybe sometimes, but not like hate hate. More just like, ‘Mom, I hate you!’ And then she would say, ‘Go to your room, young lady!’ And I’d stamp my foot and run upstairs, and I have a room which is really cool. And then we’d just have dinner together. But I don’t know, I’d have to meet her.”

(Source: literaldisneyprincess, via ich-mag-katzen)

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Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.

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